Tanya's ticket

Then I headed up to Wembley for the taping of the Joan Rivers Position

It was a crack up!!

She is a very funny lady - swears like a trooper but is really good

There was a man who like men, but could only have sex with them if he was dressed like a woman
----------so he got a makeover
a girl who can't go to loo on her own
----------Joan gave her a catheter bag,
a girl collects toy gofers, she has 96
----------Joan sliced em up with scissors
a girl who wants tp find a rich man
----------Joan showed her pics of Aristotle Onassis and Anna Nicole Smith's hubby
--------------------------------------------------and asked her if she would sleep with with them, and
a girl who is afraid of fish
----------so they brought out a gold fish and Joan chased her round the set with it
----------They then dressed her up as a fish and put her in front of a blue screen
--------------------------------------------------so she could experience life from a fishes point of view

They were all funny and stupid and Joan was great with them

Brigitte Neilsen (ex Mrs Stallone) was the special guest and they had a big fight and Brigitte stormed off after Joan called her a Catch Up Next Tuesday or a not nice word for a "lady place"

It was so funny

We thought it was a set up especially when Brigitte came back - but they were at it again soon after
Brigitte Neilsen is a fruit-loop anyway!

I can't wait to see the finished product when it goes to air - will tape it and sent it back