
Zeta
35 Hertford Street, London, W1J 7SD

Review #1 - So trendy as to be beyond parody,
the Zeta Bar needs to be experienced at least once, if only so
you can talk about it afterwards.
Concealed from inquisitive view behind opaque windows, bathed
in greenish light, it dispenses cocktails such as the Free Radical
- rum, apple, mango and pineapple 'muddled' with blueberries and
strawberries - and the Fiddich Flower, made with ginger, elderflower
and 15-year-old Glenfiddich, which is likely to have the Scotch
Malt Whisky Society cancelling all leave.
We found Reserved signs on every table, though one Zeta Bar old
hand cheerfully told us they were 'completely meaningless'.
Staff, it has to be said, are friendly enough, though it's a brave
man who'd ask for a brown ale and a packet of pork scratchings.
A word of warning to the uninitiated who visit the gents - the
long, gleaming trough ahead of you is not the urinal.
Review #2 - A playground under the Park Lane
Hilton filled with rich daddies girls and eurotrash.
Absolutely hilarious if you're less than independently wealthy
and didn't really believe these places existed.
The venue itself is beautifully decorated and the drinks and food
are delicious.
Most importantly, princess types in Manolos are pure comedy after
their fourth bellini.
WARNING - if you stop laughing for long enough to look at your
receipt you'll probably have a heart attack.
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